One Liners I liked !!!

This will be a collection of one liners or ideas i came across in my life at some point of time and dont want to forget.... (a combination of fun , wits, sorrow , pain , love , agony, wisdom ..... )

• You carry on deforestation , I will do animal slaughter. (a non-vegetarian speaking to a vegetarian)
• Every person can make some one happy, some by entering a room and some by simply leaving the room.
• Invention of wheels was not complete till the invention of clutch and brakes.
• I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (The Godfather)
• Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger. (The Godfather)
• Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment. (The Godfather)
• In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns. (The Godfather)
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. (The Godfather)
• SSDD - Same Shit Different Day (In short ans to the question , Hows life ?? and then u dont have to answer .. same old flat.. same old job/company.. same old profile ....same old salary ; so go for this short cut)
• Amor espera -- In spanish means "Love waits".
• Coup De Fou·dre (The Zahir) ---- In French means "the thunderbolt"
• Adventure Costs and thats why I work .
• The best thing that happen to us is only during Conversation; (like we fall in love , we propose, we make friends everything is achieved in the cost of Conversation ) So, KEEP TALKING.
• "Bhai saab aap convince ho gaye ya main aaur bolun." (Jav we met - Kareena's dialouge)
• A Foodie's point of view " The Ultimate pleasure does not lie in between the two legs but lies in between the two ears"
• Read this in someone's Orkut Profile Ideal Match section:
  " one with it's tip intact & ignite at the first stroke "
• " War in the name of Peace is like Screwing in the name of Virginity " - book P. S. I Love You
• "I am not a Big Fat Panda , I am THE Big Fat Panda" - Po of Kungfu Panda
• "There is no charge for Awesomeness and Attractiveness." - Master Sifu Kungfu Panda
• "Past is history , Future is mystery, but present is a Gift.. so it is called Present. " - Master Ugway Kungfu Panda
• "झुंड बना के चलो .झुंड बना के...मुझे बोलते हुए कोई शर्म नही आती की मैं डरा हुआ हूँ..." - paresh rawal's dialouge in Bhul Bhulaiya when he was really scared of the ghost and stories of ghost.
• "My dad is the backbone of my Family..... And if my dad is the backbone then mom is the other bones.. all other bones" -- Movie The Castle
• piyush Audichya: " स्वयं से दूर हो तुम भी, स्वयं से दूर हैं हम भी , बड़े मगरूर हो तुम भी,बड़े मगरूर हैं हम भी , बड़े मशहूर हो तुम भी,बड़े मशहूर हैं हम भी , अतः मजबूर हो तुम भी,अतः मजबूर हैं हम भी ...... Corporate Etiquettes Moulded with team work"

My New Style Statement !!!!

This is not a small problem or minor illness, its not an epidemic also , but the one who suffers only knows how badly it takes ur patience , ur energy , ur concerns and sympathies for yourself, in short it takes a part of your thinking mind(which i have very less).
and what i am telling you is not joke ...for me Tonsillitis is a part of life .......

so one day while i was taking breaks from my usual tonsillitis pain with high and low intensities sneezing and coughing i thought of searching the net to know more about the one (tonsillitis) for whom i am the love of his life and who rarely leaves me alone 365 days and 24*7...

on one site i got some known and some unknown remedies listed as below...
Known to me :
Gargle with salty Luke warm water for 2 to 3 times in a day for curing tonsils pain.
Mix turmeric with honey and apply it on the tonsils to reduce the swollen tonsils.
Mix honey in water and gargle with it for reducing swollen tonsils.
Have 1 tsp of turmeric along with 1 tsp of sugar. Then drink warm milk slowly slowly which will reduce swollen tonsils.

Unknown to me:
Tonsil is cured if banana skin is tied on the neck. (interesting)
For curing tonsils or Diphtheria apply kerosene on the neck with the help of small paint brush. Gargle with buttermilk before and after applying kerosene.

next time i am going to try the new ones....
So don't get surprised(and don't ignore me please) if u see me in office or partying with friends while a Banana skin around my neck instead of my scarf or my chain and pendant....

Little Raindrops !!!

It rained in Hyd !!

I feel it has rained after a decade or so in hyd :(
.... and then the poems / rhymes came to my mind
....the child within me leaps every time i see the little drops of rain
....the way we felt at the start of every academic year in june end/july
....smell of new raincoats with the smell of new notebooks and bags


Oh, where do you come from,
You little drops of rain,
Pitter patter, pitter patter,
Down the window pane?

They won't let me walk,
And they won't let me play,
And they won't let me go
Out of doors at all today.

They put away my playthings
Because I broke them all,
And then they locked up all my bricks,
And took away my ball.

Tell me, little raindrops,
Is that the way you play,
Pitter patter, pitter patter,
All the rainy day?

They say I'm very naughty,
But I've nothing else to do
but sit here at the window;
I should like to play with you.

The little raindrops cannot speak,
But "pitter pitter pat"
Means, "We can play on this side,
Why can't you play on that?"

-- Jane Euphemia Browne

हिमालय

खड़ा हिमालय बता रहा है
डरो न आंधी पानी से
खड़े रहो तुम अविचल होकर
सब संकट तूफानी में !!

डिगो न अपने पथ से
तो तुम सब प् सकते हो प्यारे
तुम भी ऊँचा उठ सकते हो
छु सकते हो नभ के तारे !!

खड़ा रहा जो अपने पथ पर
लाख मुसीबत आने में
मिली सफलता जग मैं उसको
जीने में मर जाने में !!

this is a poem i have remebered since my school days(have read it in class 2) and it has inspired me all my life ..... would love to thank the poet "Sohanlal Dwivedi"

LOVE !!!

LOVE !!! is it a word , a feeling , an emotion or an expression.....

"hame bhi kisi ka intezaar hai
jise hamari tarah pyaar se pyaar hai... "

lines from the title song of the movie "Maine Pyaar Kiya"

My Bookmark

This is a bookmark I had "When I get money I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes".
Initially when I used to read these lines (when I was a reader of books like Reader's Digest, Champak, Raj comics, Chandamama) I couldn't understand the importance; and now when I have understood what it means I cant find the bookmark any more.

Such is the Irony of Life...and Such is Life

My (in)Famous ONE-LINERS

• I am liberal.... but not that much. (context.. a boy coming to stay in a gals room)
• I know how to flirt.... but there is always scarcity of motivations around. (context.. frns telling me listen to ur heart not to ur mind and let go yourself don't hold)
• Bring ur family members to party ...if they are handsome and single. (context.... a party organised by some common friends and people were trying to leave the husband(s) out of the party)
• I am basically a QUIET kind of person (saanth bacche). (context .. in general , but people around me get scandalized every time I say this , so finally I have felt it deserves a place in my one-liners)
• I hate lieing un-necessarily. (context... when in an introduction I was asked things I hate in people, I had told hypocracy and lieing uncessarily; and everybody laughed.. I wanted to tell them its not a JOKE it was a FACT)
• I got a FilmFare award. (context... the 1 ltr water bottles in my office pantry actually are so deformed that when u hold then u feel like holding a FilmFare award... )
• I dont have a husband. (context... a friend saw the lunch box in my hand n told , ohh!! u cook everyday... i answered "yes i have to .. i dont have a husband ;) "
• I am a Sadist
• "Thank God I am not in love with 'X' ! " ( me and a friend of mine were in a differnt town for some exam and i relaised there was a guy resembling our class mate Mr. X, i asked her if she also felt the same, once she confirmed i was convinced i was not in love with X ^_^ )

Pronounciation !!!

Pronounciation/ accent, its such a thing that you cant standardize....Taking for example, it can be American accented english or British accented or Indian accented but its accented...same goes with pronounciation,


as in Orissa .. BAT can be pronounced as BYAT, CAT as CYAT etc...... but the funniest part is we have so much different ways to pronouce a simple alphabet even...in down south .... M is YM, A as YA/YE,In spoken english things are acceptable (at least seeing so many varities in all these years that sub-conciously I have accepted this) BUT, my visual senses after witnessing something realised how things are in reality.....




















and then i couldn't resist laughing for a while....

This pic is taken at a juice center (selling APPLE JUICE) at Secunderabad railway station

PUZZLE !!!

The Sea is my home
To sail is my duty
The Ship is my life
GUESS !!
who is my Wife ??

This is a puzzle I saw on a person's t-shirt